Demotivation

Flattery

If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom.

Worth

Just because you’re necessary doesn’t mean you’re important.

Get to Work

You aren’t being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.

Idiocy

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Incompetence

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there’s no end to what you can’t do.

Beauty

If you’re attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.

Blame

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failure.

Conformity

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

Consulting

If you’re not a part of the solution, there’s good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Disloyalty

There comes a time when every team must learn to make individual sacrifices.

Discovery

A company that will go to the ends of the earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.

Customer Care

If we really cared for the customer, we’d send them somewhere better.

Agony

Not all pain is gain.

Underachievement

The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.

Strife

As long as we have each other, we’ll never run out of problems.

Retirement

Because you’re given so much of yourself to the company that you don’t have anything left we can use.

Problems

No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you’ve probably one seen the tip of them.

Persistence

It’s over, man. Let her go.

Mistakes

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.